What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Why do only ugly women like me on Tinder? Is it because I'm an ugly man?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : Because it's month of August.

What is the reasoning behind conspiracy theorists claiming that there were multiple shooters involved in the JFK assassination?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

How can I remove decimals in math?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Could some kind lady post me a photo of her hairy spread pussy? It has become extremely difficult to find new amateur photos and I would be infinitely grateful.

Me : No

Me : Thank you.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

What's the most trivial thing that ever made you go to the doctor?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : Then let's have some coffee

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Why do some people hesitate to say 'I love you' even after their partners have said it first? How can one interpret this behavior from their loved ones?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

What are the different celebrity lists (A-list, B-list, C-list, D-list)? How does one become a part of these lists and move up or down in status?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Will my parents go to hell if I don't wear hijab, they tried to convince me and they provided it to me but I don't want to wear it?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : I don't drink

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Have you ever lied to your family? What were the circumstances?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

What is it like to have an insanely beautiful girlfriend?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

I have BPD. Why do I destroy everyone I love?

He : I'm 24.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

What is your most intimate experience with your best friend?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

He : Tea ?

Me : Sure.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).